I just sat through an operational excellence meeting while watching my neighbors 80 year-old mother power wash a deck while wearing a cardigan and a long skirt. Corporate America is for the birds.

Are you saying that he wasn’t talking about #metoo and the patriarchy with baba booey

Who thought of this idea

The team of destiny will live on forever

My wife is beginning to make noises about retirement. Basically, she can retire next year with a full state pension.

Did you really need to elaborate beyond this point? It’s time to suck off the taxpayers teet.

Kiper was talking about Bo nix’s lack of arm strength last night and was trying to make comparisons to Drew Brees. He said something about how Drew Brees lacked arm strength in college but it got better in the nfl. Gtfo with that nonsense. Nobody has an arm that gets stronger when they are like 22 y...

c2i is just making this post to validate his inner boomer urges to lecture this kid at best or give him the peoples elbow at worst.

I think Daniels and drake maye are going to be good

The other four guys are going to suck

Bad draft

What would you rather suffer through, a trip to Times Square for NYE or attending the draft live.

Oh well

That’s some butterfly effect sht right there

He’s got my vote

Went to Bella’s on fort couch road yesterday. I know Allegheny county is overstuffed with aging boomers but this place was jammed with boomers/silent generation types. Dining room definitely hasn’t been remodeled in the past 15 years. I would like to compile a comprehensive list of restaurants that ...

Today is take your kid to work day. At what age is appropriate to bring a kid to the office?

The kangaroos girlfriend works at UPMC. She is fine. One of her coworkers is nearing retirement age and works a very specific job with very specific skill sets. Coworkers agreement with management was that she would give them six months notice when she planned to retire so that she could train a rep...

Dude is just like an azalea blooming right in front of us

It’s true, fabletics and their stupid subscription service blow.

My gf has an orchid that’s about a 14 months old. I water it every few weeks and give it orchid food. I haven’t got new buds since the originals fell off. This post has given me inspiration though. I will prevail

I’m less worried about second base than I am the outfield.

No one should sound ever act so magnanimous over something so stupid. F that phrase

Whoever invented the “giving you time back” can take a long walk off a short pier.

I was thinking Syracuse

Spoken like an individual who does not follow college sports. These are basically the UTSA roadrunner jerseys.

Pro tip: nova place has $15 parking on game days and is a short walk. Good compromise between stadium parking prices and convenience.

Also, the third avenue garage is a good choice and only $6

Nike stinks at uniforms.