Been seeing a lot of "imagine if cops in texas responded to little kids being murdered at school the same way they did to college kids protesting" memes today.

Whose tail?

Woof.

hmm. both your parents being teachers actually explains some things

I also married a teacher.

My parents were teachers and I was a student at both of their schools. Every day was bring your kid to work day.

My favorite part is he obviously spelled it "scool" first and somebody said "yo, you forgot the h" and he still managed to **** it up.

Hey Malkin for Kopitar (E4) could still happen.

Kid probably should care a bit more about shcool [sic]

Tony Khan disappears for weeks, selling the injury. While he’s incapacitated, a mystery man suddenly purchases AEW out from under the Khans. Vince McMahon is All Elite.

"Awwww, son of a biitch!" - JR

"It's me, Tony! It was me all along."

Neil Young is gonna have to write another song.

Chances are they’ll end up spending 40some years of their lives in an office. Let the poor kids stay home. Unless your job is something cool like race car driver or bounty hunter.

Tony Khan disappears for weeks, selling the injury. While he’s incapacitated, a mystery man suddenly purchases AEW out from under the Khans. Vince McMahon is All Elite.

I love Port Orleans. I’ve only stayed at Riverside but I’ve explored the FQ plenty. It’s one of those resorts that you almost want to take a day just to chill and hang out there instead of going to a park.

Anywhere on tv or internet to watch WBS playoff games? I see there is an AHL package you can buy, but….

I haven't used it in a while but onhockey.tv has AHL.

I had a package delivered to my house last year around Christmas to the old owner. I ended up looking up his name on instagram and sending him a dm. If it were me, I’d do a quick internet search for a way to contact the person. If nothing comes up, oh well you tried.

https://twitter.com/Canes/status/1782595297895440726 lol TIL my 16 year old daughter runs social for the Canes. https://twitter.com/stefen_rosner/status/1782924914229485726 Apparently some Islanders fans were so butt hurt after the loss that they found who they thought was the social media coordina...

I can’t say I’ve ever been out and thought “damn I wish I had a flashlight in my pocket.”

That’s a ludicrous amount of things to carry every day. You don’t need cargo shorts, you need a European carry-all.

He can sell one pair of Trump sneakers to pay for a violation. $1k is hilariously low.

Wife's phone because she doesn't have pockets, 1 or 2 items that belong to my kids, and eventually garbage when no can is around and you shouldn't litter.

Well there’s your problem. **** them wives and kids.

Phone, keys, wallet. What else do you need?

I was thinking Syracuse

Spoken like an individual who does not follow college sports. These are basically the UTSA roadrunner jerseys.

Busted. I only follow MACtion.

Everytime I home within an hour. The amount of times people told me how long it took them to leave a closer lot has left me feeling vindicated that this my path forward until i cant anymore. And at that point, i am probably not going to events any longer To be very clear, I haven’t seen the final o...