He can sell one pair of Trump sneakers to pay for a violation. $1k is hilariously low.

Wife's phone because she doesn't have pockets, 1 or 2 items that belong to my kids, and eventually garbage when no can is around and you shouldn't litter.

Well there’s your problem. **** them wives and kids.

Phone, keys, wallet. What else do you need?

I was thinking Syracuse

Spoken like an individual who does not follow college sports. These are basically the UTSA roadrunner jerseys.

Busted. I only follow MACtion.

Everytime I home within an hour. The amount of times people told me how long it took them to leave a closer lot has left me feeling vindicated that this my path forward until i cant anymore. And at that point, i am probably not going to events any longer To be very clear, I haven’t seen the final o...

I tend to get Pirates tickets on the cheap so I'll just pay the North Shore parking prices. They're fairly reasonable and can't beat the convenience. Steelers games are a different animal. I'm not paying $50+ for parking. In those cases, I'll park in a cheap garage downtown and walk. I've had good l...

got em

So it hits you around the mid calf?

I wear JCrew for “nice” shorts. But I’m also of the mind that if you need “nice” shorts, you should be wearing slacks of some sort

Listen, if you have to go to funeral viewing hours in the summer, you're going to need those nice shorts. And a Polamalu jersey.

My shorts hit just above the knee. Also, no cargo pockets because it's not 1999 and I'm not 14. I think they're from Old Navy? I don't know/care. I did accidentally order a pair that hit at the mid thigh, which I had to return. I know it's the style, but I definitely couldn't pull that off.

I was thinking Syracuse

Islanders lol

NHL needs to do something about the IR loophole

YoU mEaN aLmOsT mIsS tHe PlAyOfFs?!

I liked the game 1 scores more.

The weird tusk striping thing screamed 90s but at least it was unique. These feel like every second tier college uniform. All they had to do was go full retro complete with the D logo and they'd be set for life. These will be redesigned in a few years.

On the flip side, Tony Schiavone is great.

Yeah, I had to seek out the Ospreay/Danielson match after the reaction here (and everywhere else). What a **** match. Some of those sequences were insane and completely unique. I just checked out highlights for the rest of the card but it seemed solid. JR's call on the title match was rough, though....

I was surprised at "several pairs of jeans." Having enough jeans to notice a difference in belt loops seems wild to me. I own two pairs of jeans. Gray, and black. And I wear them until they split at the crouch. Then I replace them with the exact same make and model.

Marvel really needs this to be good.

I can’t bring myself to root for either of them.

Stamkos had a chance and blew it. As is tradition this time of year.

There was somehow still a GameStop open in the mall long after nearly every other store left. It was definitely eerie going in there. Plenty of buckets to catch the dripping water from the ceiling too.

This is glorious. I hope the next three are just like this and Matthews is held without a goal.