He posted a manifesto or whatever. Too long, didn't read.
https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i ... re-outside

Oh there's more and they're all worse than Yetis.

I'm sure this is just the first of many possible names to be trademarked, but Utah Yetis ain't bad. It makes about as much sense as the Jazz. Or, you know, the Pittsburgh Penguins.

I get that it's chaotic, but to immediately report "active shooter in the area" is kind of hilarious. Unless of course the cops shot the dude who was on fire, which is entirely possible. She went straight into horse race caller mode.

I also think that's people reading between the lines https://twitter.com/JoshYohe_PGH/status/1781324720165593230?t=ReobzyMnU_ORUyApc6FOIQ&s=19 Yeah I didn’t get “no coaches changes expected” from that at all. He did what a good boss is supposed to do, take responsibility. That doesn’t mean he won’t...

I don’t know enough about his past and I don’t think we’ve seen enough in Pittsburgh yet, but Dubas seems to always say the right things.

We have got to stop thinking he’ll be held accountable for anything.

Happy Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology day.

Leafs

You disgust me.

I’m rooting for the Canes. Pens could use a first rounder.

Stupid. You think people liked the name “Golden Knights?” Of course not but when Foley couldn’t use “Knights” some idiot blurted out “Golden Knights” so we went with it.

Next you're going to tell me that people who can't dance don't actually have two left feet.

I hope Phoenix gets the Coyotes back at some point but I really hope the league doesn't give Meruelo the team if he gets that arena built. Something something definition of insanity.

It always sucks to see a team move. Let’s not act like hockey ever “worked” in Arizona though. It worked as far as growing the game there and getting a new market to buy in on hockey. It did not work because the owner is (was) a doofus and horrible businessman who didn't pay his rent so nobody want...

That's a profound lack of understanding of fighting children haha Get out of here with that. I’ve been around enough kids and am raising two. Kindergartners are soft. there could be a critical mass that if they all were around you at the same time, youd have no chance. i think that number is 50 sim...

Dude won’t even change his jockstrap.

And it's surprising how well respected he is

Except in Columbus of course.

is that reference in general or to the retirement image that the pens posted?

In general. Blue Jackets fans hate him. But I did think it was funny CBJ wasn’t included in that retirement image.

I don't know if I could physically bring myself to use the force needed to win that battle. You guys could just punt kids?

Depends on the kid. Most of them have it coming.

TIL that mikey has thought about fighting children...

Hasn’t everybody? **** them kids.

And it's surprising how well respected he is

Except in Columbus of course.

Hell of an organization you had there, Meruelo.