Is.... Is that them making that sound?

Thought I heard a seal barking about 2/3 of the way through.

an animal that can't fk shouldn't be allowed to exist

You try it when there's a bunch of little kids pointing and laughing at you

What? Is that unusual?

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/0 ... nel-171943

Shameless.

So much for checks and balances. Fewer checks and no balances apparently.

Zoom with family. Microsoft teams for work.

Same

What do we think the impact of COVID19 will have on car prices? I was in the market to buy one in the near future. I kind of hope prices fall a bit. Or I may end up with a better interest rate. You’ll at least get a good interest rate. Chevy offering 84 months 0% interest. https://www.edmunds.com/c...

April 6 is turning out to not be a good day in the c2i household. 2 years ago my wife got sent to the hospital because her blood pressure spiked and we thought we were going to have to either get induced or other methods of getting the kid out. Last year we have a couple trips to the ER (one via am...

Unrelated.

Made by Cyberdyne. This is how it starts.

NJ Gov. Murphy reporting at this moment, “it appears our efforts to flatten the curve are beginning, beginning to work.”

Where is Amadeus?

Is it the eyes to the left of Howard the Duck’s bill along the back wall?

Just started The Wire ...finally.

Amazing to see many of today’s stars looking so young.

Anyone recommend a mail order plant/bush company? Is there such a thing? We don’t have many options where I am, and I want to steer clear of the crowded Lowe’s and Home Despot.

Are your local garden centers not open?

We have several here that are delivering.

Absentee Ballet, the only kind a man will enjoy amirite

I see what you did even if others don’t.

In New Jersey, nursery, garden centers and landscapers have all been determined to be essential...as long as they social distance. That means a landscaper crew can't roll up with 4-5 guys in the truck.

TIL it was always all true man, not ultraman...

Uh, what?

I misheard the Tribe Called Quest verse I quoted.

Oh, well, that’s very different.

Thought you were disparaging the good name of Ultraman.

Tf man The New York Times: Stop Using Toilet Paper. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/03/opinion/toilet-paper-hoarding-bidets.html They're not wrong. You're a Luddite if you haven't installed a bidet in 2020. Who wants to just smear the same fecal matter all over their skin? Does anyone actually thin...

TIL it was always all true man, not ultraman...

Uh, what?

Alexander O'Neal was originally slated to be the lead singer of The Time. He made the mistake of arguing with Prince about money and got his ass fired. Thus Morris Day took his place and they became the Greatest Band in the World.... the MF'n Time! https://www.clarionledger.com/story/life/2016/04/2...

Aw, that’s a shame.

https://www.inquirer.com/news/ira-einho ... 00403.html

Yacht Rock icon Christopher Cross has confirmed he has been tested positive for COVID.

Sounds like he should've been riding like the wind away from wherever the hell he caught the rona

Damn page break

I hate when that happens.

Never, my wife does it.

Correct answer

Yacht Rock icon Christopher Cross has confirmed he has been tested positive for COVID.

Ain’t no sunshine...

(He passed from heart complications and not COVID if that’s any consolation.)

Get in there and extract the secrets, Marjorine.

Aw gee, fellas.

More like Pastor Greg Locke-d Up, amirite?

Watching the peep show are ya?