“They’re deranged”

asking your goalie to make 21 saves in a period of an elimination name is probably not a great idea

I’m dead

we get mexican takeout every friday night and I have a mexican coke with it. that’s the only pop in our house

yeah but you are drinking pepsi then…

On 4/25
Over 2.5 SOG for Barzal, Aho and Reinhart
Over 3.5 SOG for Kucherov
+988

Tonight
Over 2.5 for Marchand and Bertuzzi
Over 3.5 for Nylander and Pastrnak
+1300

It’s free money

this **** is so easy. the real money maker is parlaying 4 players with the O/U SOGs. you get like +1300 on it

That’ll do it

I’m usually against most goalie interference calls - meaning I think most goals should stand. I think this is a no goal

take all my money

Vanderbilt I think was about a divestiture vote or something. The students/protesters were barred entry into a building, and a few of them barged past security; they're the expelled and suspended students. I don't know any details beyond that (or, honestly, if even that bit is totally accurate - th...

Jesus tap-dancing Christ what a post

can I pay more to not have any of my revenue go to the pirates?

man Anson Carter blows in these intermissions

yikes

very poorly defended by NSH at the end. what a time to completely break down

I think Hughes is hurt and that’s really hurt them

mini meow has a middle school visit tomorrow. I am not prepared for this

Kelly Hrudy: “Bowness won’t pull Hellebuyck“
ya boy, an intellectual: “pffft the **** he won’t”

in like 6th grade, we had a whole section in science class about energy and waste and the whole process. I vehemently argued that nuclear waste should be jettisoned into space

I thought PP was much better down the stretch with a slightly reduced role - mostly because of the emergence of JPJ. I wouldn’t be too busted up if he were brought back to fill that role

nah. that roster was not built to win in the AHL. I saw them twice this year. it was a pretty good definition of “spare parts”

Jim Jackson already infatuated with officiating...

watch the sportsnet feed ya dummy

Reavo has been so bad these playoffs