As someone who really wanted Trocheck when he was a free agent, these playoffs have been really **** annoying. I skated with him one summer. he's the guy at pick up basketball that calls foul when someone breathes on him, but then hacks and whacks everyone for 60 minutes. lots of eye rolls in his d...

well that was a bomb

I'm irritated I can't read all them

well that stinks. my pre-condolence condolences

Bylsma’s spent the last three seasons with their AHL club so this is not surprising

Youth soccer being more exciting than youth baseball/softball is a wild take

(I threw a rocket for a strike btw felt good)

doubt

sick

What is the point of JVR anymore?

Headed to Emerald Isle next week, first time in 4 years. Except for a shark fishing expedition, no plans whatsoever except sitting on the beach and drinking.

Oh man I just missed you. I was there last weekend and heading back the first week in June.

Weather wreaking havoc on our return from Jamaica. We at least made it to charlotte on time but our flight back to Pittsburgh has been delayed twice and now isn’t leaving till after midnight.

Come stay with me homie

It's definitely tough seeing your little one stressed at the prospect of not making a team. Especially when they've been playing with a lot of the same kids for a while. Meow, what's the ice time schedule like? Oh he wasn’t stressed. I was. And it was weird because ya boy has been cut from more tea...

Our 8 and 10 year old participated in travel soccer tryouts this week. Over 250 kids across 3 days. There will be 6 teams so a lot of kids and parents will be disappointed. My 10 year old may stop trying out if he doesn’t make it this year. He’s a good athlete, but he also isn’t committed to one sp...

We’ve been trying to get hummingbirds to our house for years. We finally have a female red-throat that is a regular visitor. Feels good man

"Jansen Harkins" is a 2/10 hockey name

reduce your fractions you dummy

wishing someone a happy birthday is a binding long term business commitment, yes

yeah those bastards

…in 5 is my least picked outcome, but I can see the Dallas Edmonton series ending in 5. Dallas is a beefed up version of Vancouver in a lot of ways

What about shot attempts? Is that the same story?

I’m ready to lose my house by taking the Canucks and the over

keep it for that nostalgic jerk though

wtf

As an illegitimate child myself, it certainly feels like one of the more stupid holdovers of ye olde days.

you bastard

If Butker were some douchebag who treated women like Kleenex and had five kids with five different women, no one would blink an eye. Ain't no petition calling for Butker's former teammate Tyreek Hill to be fired even though Hill has 11 kids with five different women. He nutted in those hoes as equa...

Eh I think it’s the addition of the “hot/more attraction version of” that takes it from an innocent lookalike game into possible creepy dude at the bar territory. Eh. She was fishing for a compliment. The question i need answered is am I the dadhole for thinking "vicky valencourt" was complimentary...