Yeah, the famous "sermon on the mound."

Side note: Can we get this board to embed x.com? Or at least automatically change "x.com" to "twitter.com" so it will embed.

Please god no

ya boy is not requesting utility gloves

perfect. what could possibly go wrong?

linkedin connection message:

“Ahoy there meow - I felt your experience in healthcare and data could prove extremely valuable to learn from as our team is focused on helping healthcare companies streamline data operations.
I hope we can connect!”

go fuuuuuuuuuuck yourself

Craig smith has to lead the league in turnovers per touch among bottom six players. He just coughs it up constantly

just decline the invite and hide. they can’t lay you off if they can’t find you.

he’s top 3 in the league. for me

“They’re deranged”

asking your goalie to make 21 saves in a period of an elimination name is probably not a great idea

I’m dead

we get mexican takeout every friday night and I have a mexican coke with it. that’s the only pop in our house

yeah but you are drinking pepsi then…

On 4/25
Over 2.5 SOG for Barzal, Aho and Reinhart
Over 3.5 SOG for Kucherov
+988

Tonight
Over 2.5 for Marchand and Bertuzzi
Over 3.5 for Nylander and Pastrnak
+1300

It’s free money

this **** is so easy. the real money maker is parlaying 4 players with the O/U SOGs. you get like +1300 on it

That’ll do it

I’m usually against most goalie interference calls - meaning I think most goals should stand. I think this is a no goal

take all my money

Vanderbilt I think was about a divestiture vote or something. The students/protesters were barred entry into a building, and a few of them barged past security; they're the expelled and suspended students. I don't know any details beyond that (or, honestly, if even that bit is totally accurate - th...

Jesus tap-dancing Christ what a post

can I pay more to not have any of my revenue go to the pirates?

man Anson Carter blows in these intermissions

yikes

very poorly defended by NSH at the end. what a time to completely break down

I think Hughes is hurt and that’s really hurt them