meow with the shutout

I’m firmly in the neva eva eva eva lie to your wife camp. Just tell her the truth. You’re throwing away, what, $3.00?

Ooooh. There’s a new one. This is Jeff Jimerson’s fault!

He’s been to this burger place in Charlotte like three times on his show. Granted, I’d punch an old lady in the face for one of their burgers so I’m not surprised he’s been there multiple times.

We all need to calm down and get to work on how we plan to fire Johnson into the sun.

Okay a question, don't kill me. I don't know the answer. How much stock do you put in a team's first 4 games in 5 months? It was total dog sht, there's no debating it. Legit question. I personally think you can read a lot into it. There were certainly lines in the sand on who was good and who was b...

I guess they were too healthy.

Nah. Too high. Too high

Not good, boys. Not good.

At least we can blame goaltending

Not good, boys. Not good.

At least we can blame goaltending

What a time for all six guys on the ice to have a brain fart

Prison rules. I’ve seen like half a dozen penalties not called. I’m not complaining

Imagine where we'd be today if Jarry had started the series....

You really think that would have made a difference? Get bent

I watched the first four minutes and we look terrible. Like a group of amateurs playing pickup

Yousa drama queen

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Sid and Geno are third and fourth in TOI among forwards


I have no words

It always feels like a minor victory when there's a good reason that Sheary's crawling around the ice. Tripping over a linesman? Valid. Tripping over the lettering under the ice? Not so much.

Welcome!

Schultz looks comfortable. Fourth line is cruising. Jarry will need to stretch to stay warm

Wow. If played behind a d-man that did that to me, I'd two hand him in practice then try to doink his gf

Wait a minute. Murray only makes 3 out of 4 saves when Johnson was on the ice??

These are all SFW names, guys.

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and then he makes two bangers to start the period. he is maddening to watch.

That's like....perfectly stated...

that mrs meow's pet name for me

Six feet away in a home depot is a lot different than 6 feet away in a bathroom in the civic arena

Only 2 people per trough.

If you've used a trough at Civic, you are immune to COVID