I said it before the first game in round one that I would have gone with Kochetkov

No kissing on the lips comments were made I'll try to find where I originally read it, but apparently lip kissing kids, Kraft's handies, and Nick Foles were his "no" list. The fact that no comedian did their entire slot filled with nothing but these jokes perfectly shows the sad current state of co...

I mean. No one is going to stop me from wearing a medical mask if I deem it appropriate

Canes - Cats would have been infinitely more interesting than Cats - Rangers. Oh well

Dutch was very good. rip

the apple I am currently eating is a sandwich

rulebook needs to explicitly state when refs can huddle and when they cannot. way too much these playoffs

I am bricked up

very nice. very nice. how much?

oh and mrs. meow gets an insane amount of starbucks gift cards from her students, so we go there frequently, but I haven't actually spent a dime there in years.

the only "chain" restaurants I go to are chick-fil-a and chipotle.

no no no no no no. YOU said you'd buy one

yeah bust out the visa because that's definitely what it is

there is a red lobster near the rink here. I drive by at all different times on all days of the week. The only time there are cars in the parking lot are Saturdays at 11 am and weekdays at 4. It’s a ghost town the rest of the time.

I guess being loud, obnoxious and more often than not having incorrect opinions is a personality

this thread stinks

There is a definite thought process as self-identifying as a late-bloomer and choosing the NCAA route

Dad walked right up to that doctor and punched him in the kidney

got heem

I learned over the weekend to soak sidewalk chalk in water for 5 minutes before use and it works way better

I’m young and trust my parents

vs

I love coke so much I’m willing to end my career and hurt 20 professionals and potentially crush their life goal

Ah yes. Exactly the same

trying to throw JMFJ under the bus here

so what’s the story here? Nuke failed a drug test? Missed a team activity? Showed up with some snow on his suit?

Carolina is so much better than these scumbags...

their special teams are sinking them