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by Robot B9
Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 14125
Views: 396633

Movie Thread

Ruth.... Vader..... Jinsberg?
POTY. Well done, sir.
by Robot B9
Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:38 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: Penguins sign Matt Cullen - 1 yr, $650k @Dickie Dunn
Replies: 104
Views: 2393

Penguins sign Matt Cullen - 1 yr, $650k @Dickie Dunn

He'll be benched in 2 months and gone in 3. Hoping it's a quicker finale than Kovy.
by Robot B9
Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:45 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Dwight Schrute's unofficial assistant to the manager 5AF match thread
Replies: 106
Views: 1566

Dwight Schrute's unofficial assistant to the manager 5AF match thread

"And my middle name is Kurt. Not "Fart."

Pure literary dynamite.
by Robot B9
Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:59 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: Sheary and Hunwick Traded to Buffalo
Replies: 61
Views: 891

Sheary and Hunwick Traded to Buffalo

Sherry turned into a boiling vat of atomic suck noodle soup, and demonstrated it over a long period of time. I hope for his sake he had an injury or other explanation that might position him as anything but a reclamation project at a young age. This is like other teams fans saying we were gonna just...
by Robot B9
Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Wine, Scotch, Rum, Tequila, Vodka, and the like
Replies: 805
Views: 24583

Wine, Scotch, Rum, Tequila, Vodka, and the like

Picked up a bottle of Widow Jane bourbon last week. Small batch specialty place out of NY. Outstanding. Rich and smooth.

http://widowjane.com/products/
by Robot B9
Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Colossal TV Show thread
Replies: 7576
Views: 222185

Colossal TV Show thread

I have found almost nothing about Archer: Danger Island remotely entertaining. Then you should probably reexamine some of your more recent life choices. I mean, the last episode had two uncensored f-bombs, and two shts that appeared in unedited subtitles. Plus, anything making such a blatant callou...
by Robot B9
Sat May 26, 2018 8:46 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 14125
Views: 396633

Movie Thread

I was in noisy snot-cry mode after the opening sequence of Up.
Indeed. That chizz came straight outta left feel with the heartstring yanking.
by Robot B9
Mon May 21, 2018 9:37 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 14125
Views: 396633

Movie Thread

I am also sympathetic to the idea of getting behind Morena Baccarin.
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by Robot B9
Fri May 18, 2018 4:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Hair loss
Replies: 60
Views: 1055

Hair loss

Not trustworthy ^
Spoken like a true weak ass marshmallow pansy boy.

When it all comes down, I look forward to using your carcass as an ottoman.

Jk, broo. Ur ok.
by Robot B9
Fri May 18, 2018 4:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Hair loss
Replies: 60
Views: 1055

Hair loss

I've been shaving my head for several years now and look 100x better than any of these other weakass marshmallow pansy boys. Be a man, NAN.

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by Robot B9
Fri May 18, 2018 12:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: BEER
Replies: 4688
Views: 139027

BEER

Tick one off the bucket list. Tonight I got to try Westvleteren 12. It is certainly very good. Best beer in the world? Probably overkill... But very good. I've seen a few articles saying that if you've had the St. Bernardus 12, then you've basically had the Westy 12. It's not an exact clone, but th...
by Robot B9
Wed May 16, 2018 12:34 am
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness
Replies: 13619
Views: 294004

mikey's Thread of Penguin Randomness

Hey, how bout that Eric Tangradi, right?! He's the real gem in the Kunitz package....guy's an epic talent destined for stardom!
by Robot B9
Mon May 14, 2018 10:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Colossal TV Show thread
Replies: 7576
Views: 222185

Colossal TV Show thread

I have found almost nothing about Archer: Danger Island remotely entertaining.
by Robot B9
Mon May 14, 2018 10:57 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 14125
Views: 396633

Movie Thread

Looks like the upper hand is on the other foot, Saddam. We'll settle this the old Navy way: First guy to die LOSES! I loved you in Waal Street. Thufferin thuccotash! Gabriella Sabatini? I get that all the time. It must be the nose. He really was a wiener. 'I will kill you until you die from it.' Ex...
by Robot B9
Sun May 13, 2018 9:20 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 14125
Views: 396633

Movie Thread

That's not even better than hot shots part duex
Hot Shots Part Deux is a great movie in its own right. Not as good as the original, of course.
Miguel Ferrer's 'War...it's fannnnntastic' line rivals anything Brando said. Ever.
by Robot B9
Tue May 08, 2018 11:47 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.
Replies: 841
Views: 5957

GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.

Yeah, this was totally different than '93. I'm just happy it doesn't feel like '96. That was such a bad time. Fact. '96 was a serious wtf are you shitting us year. That FLA team had no business being near us, and yet. Also, **** Mellanby and **** rats. I was at that game 7. I think it took me a wee...
by Robot B9
Tue May 08, 2018 9:02 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.
Replies: 841
Views: 5957

GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.

Yeah, this was totally different than '93.
I'm just happy it doesn't feel like '96. That was such a bad time.
Fact. '96 was a serious wtf are you shitting us year. That FLA team had no business being near us, and yet. Also, **** Mellanby and **** rats.
by Robot B9
Tue May 08, 2018 9:39 am
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: Official Recriminations Thread
Replies: 191
Views: 3133

Official Recriminations Thread

'Jump' is fine, especially since so many injured skaters were lacking in it, but it still boils down to effectiveness. Wasn't much. Seriously let down in the drop off from Sheary and Rust in this department.
by Robot B9
Tue May 08, 2018 8:04 am
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: Official Recriminations Thread
Replies: 191
Views: 3133

Official Recriminations Thread

The inferior breakfast product started the Roman numeral thing.
Now that you mention it, there was no official breakfast thread, was there?
by Robot B9
Tue May 08, 2018 7:30 am
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.
Replies: 841
Views: 5957

GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.

Caps also won without two of their top forwards.

Just wasn't meant to be this year. The extra month of rest should help a lot.
by Robot B9
Tue May 08, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.
Replies: 841
Views: 5957

GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.

Once again, can see how much we’re hated when friends who are fans of teams not involved in tonite’s games are celebrating our dismissal. Sad when your fandom life comes to the point that your only happiness is when a certain team loses. That's a universal opinion, I think, regardless of who the ch...
by Robot B9
Tue May 08, 2018 6:18 am
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: 2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps
Replies: 42
Views: 626

2018 Playoff Haikus - Round 2 vs. Caps

Back to back Cup champs
Historic last two seasons
Great job, Pens, thank you
by Robot B9
Tue May 08, 2018 6:16 am
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: Official Recriminations Thread
Replies: 191
Views: 3133

Official Recriminations Thread

I think one of Daley or Cole wins us this series
Would have loved to have had Daley back.

Would have preferred to have had more healthy and non sucking forwards.
by Robot B9
Mon May 07, 2018 10:33 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.
Replies: 841
Views: 5957

GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.

The caps blow. Letang and Murray cost them this series. I get the frustration. However, The Caps don't blow; they're excellent. Super solid hockey. Letang and Murray were awful in many spots...here's whoelse was awful in many spots, and/or injured: Malkin Rust Sheary Brassard Kessel Hagelin We also...
by Robot B9
Mon May 07, 2018 10:27 pm
Forum: Pittsburgh Penguins
Topic: GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.
Replies: 841
Views: 5957

GDT: Pens vs Caps. Game 6.

And there's your fatal mistake. It was destined to be this year. I don't hate the Caps anymore, really, since back-to-back Cups and a lifetime of Pens domination have rendered Wash just an afterthought. It'll be harder for more folks here, apparently. Washington was better this year, was better in ...