Jews did WTC, and NYC still believes it was a bunch of disorganized goat-blankers living in caves.

NINE ELEVEN..DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN...

Mike Jonhston is a failure, it doesn't matter. Our PP is 0/5939938 in the past 8 months.

IT'S OKAY WHEN THE PENGUINS DO IT

BUT NOT THE RANGERS

WE'RE NOT DONE YET!!!

DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY MISSILES LEFT!?!?!?!?111

The fact that the Pens even made the playoffs this year was, what I consider, an "upset."

YouTube, ESPN, and IMDB comment sections are the digital equivalent of riding public transportation--you know what you are getting involved with before hand so you shouldn't be surprised at the sights you see. Though, without fail, you are still shocked by what you see.

Excellent analogy.

I love trolling as much as anyone else, but WHY on earth can no IMDB user use past/present-tense correctly? I hate IMDB, it's rating system, and it's forums, but I've been pretty excited about the new Star Wars film. So I went to check out the trailer and was not disappointed by the short 30 second ...

I was wasted from puck drop to the final horn, but watching the highlights it seems like the Pens did okay.

They still don't have a snowball's chance in hell sans Letang, but I'd be happy if they took the Rags to 7.

I wasn't able to catch the game tonight but it sounds like we played really well, hopefully we keep it going on Monday.

The Pens sucked, the Rangers are just not as good as everyone thinks they are.

2012 ZEE END OF ZEE VERLD

THIS GREAT CITY

WILL ENDURE

NEW YORK

WILL SURVIVE

Rangers in 5. Sorry. Had to say it.

Hey guys, if Kunitz had never netted that 4th......well...oh shi-

Nash is still a fat aoo

BETTMAN:

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY GIVE MY RANGERS A CHANCE

PULL FLEURY

Dude, there's 3.8 seconds left...everyone chill.

TOOO LATE HARPER

I hope Nash falls into a deep depression and gains another 15 lbs.

MAAALLLKIINNN NOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

The remainder of the 5,000 people in MSG go willlld!

I hope Bettman rescinds Alain Veinglelgienaut's citizenship as a result of this loss; after all of the chances that the NHL expended on the Rags.

Rags look desperate